Song about kicking cancer’s ass! As promised!
I will kick cancer in the dick
I’ll get a bigass sword
With the money I can afford
I’ll chase you down
And make you look like a prostituted clown
SUCK MY DICK
I’LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN
I’ll rip out your guts, and then I’ll smash your butts
Fuck you cancer, I’ll rip out your spine
Don’t fuck with the vine
I know kung-fu, and i’ll make a bloody fucking mess out of you
Hey, nobody likes you, you smell, you’re ugly and the worst part of all, the worst part of all?
I hate you.
EAT MY FUCKING DICK
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
this is everything I want their relationship to be
get out of m’swamp
grandpa what the fuck did you just do
what are you doing in my swamp
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."