The Electric Sausage.
 - Charity Song!
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vargskelethor:

Song about kicking cancer’s ass! As promised!

I will kick cancer in the dick
I’ll get a bigass sword
With the money I can afford
I’ll chase you down
And make you look like a prostituted clown

SUCK MY DICK

YOU SUCK

I’LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN

I’ll rip out your guts, and then I’ll smash your butts

Fuck you cancer, I’ll rip out your spine

Don’t fuck with the vine

I know kung-fu, and i’ll make a bloody fucking mess out of you

EAT SHIT

Hey, nobody likes you, you smell, you’re ugly and the worst part of all, the worst part of all?

I hate you.

EAT MY FUCKING DICK

reptilelord:

browningtons:

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

image

Just got off my first day of work!

Holla holla get that 10 dolla an hour

kurgy:

this is everything I want their relationship to be

Psycosis - Edm, Eddm and Eddmy
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gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

cliffracer:

sombreroh:

goodbye
strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."